darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby
jawnsbejawnin:

Police Apologist Bingo

i just bought a blonde 96 korean squier pro tone.

i wanna throw up. 

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
colecmc:

i hate the beach
35mm